Eat 'fresh' *terms and conditions apply

How 'fresh' is our favourite sandwich restaurant?

Well as I have now left my sub job at a certain sub fast food place that sub treated me like sub sh*t, I can tell you.

"Our food is prepared fresh daily"

It is prepared daily at 6am, when they ask their staff to come in early unpaid. It is prepared in the morning then put in the fridge and won't be used till the next day or possibly the day after.

Sweetcorn, gherkins and lettuce come to us pre-cut and pre-packaged, the sweetcorn and gherkins are kept in brine. 

"You'll find only good eggs on our breakfast mega melt "

They are delivered poached and frozen, hence why they taste like rubber.

"Fresh meat"

Meat is all pre-packaged. The turkey and ham come in foul smelling liquid and the chicken smells even worse. I will never eat their chicken, the smell makes me gag. 

Probably the only descent meat is the tuna, pepperoni and salami.

"Freshly baked bread and cookies"

Cookies come in frozen disks that are then cooked. Bread takes an hour to proof before baking and then need time to cool, meaning that if you come in before lunchtime, you're getting yesterdays semi-stale leftovers.

Now, I only worked there a few weeks and I never signed any contract swearing me to secrecy, besides a lot of this is already circling the internet. 

Careers

"Become part of the family"

Probably the most dysfunctional family ever (besides those in Game of Thrones)! My boss made me do the training but never mentioned it was unpaid, then made me do extra unpaid shifts and unpaid overtime - 26 hours, that's £140.

When I complained to their online complaints department they basically told me they cared but couldn't do anything...so basically to stuff it.

My boss asked inappropriate questions about my virginity, joked about blow jobs, made racist and transphobic comments and overall treated me like sh*t.

"Our goal is to become number one"

My local subway has the worst reputation amongst the town and neighbouring villages. It's even reached the city paramedics.

A lady saw the way I was treated and got me a card for 'good luck'.

Ok, ok you're probably at this point wondering how my leaving went...

I was 'let go'.

My boss has asked me several times if I would leave and every time I said no.

I was away for a few days as my boss knew...

He made it very clear that he wanted me to quit.

And when I went into collect my pay it was not there.

He said I missed the cut off to which I pointed out I hadn't.

He then started asking me why I stayed there; I said:
"This is a part time job, I am here to do the work and earn a living."

He then gave a spiel about how great a boss he was and I was at this point starting to become inpatient.

He said that he'd give me my cheque if I left my job, I said that I needed this job to which he replied that I wasn't 'part of the family'. He then once again gave a speech about how he was a great boss he didn't understand why my mum had complained about him. (She had contacted head office about all the unpaid overtime and unpaid shifts, because she cares about me and knew I was being treated like mud).

I then was getting slightly irritated and defended her saying she was just looking out for me, and he said he had a reputation to uphold.

At this point I was either about to cry or scream...I swallowed my rage and remarked that he wasn't doing a great job, because he didn't have the best reputation.

He then lost it and called someone asking how much my pay was - a whole £5.60 an hour - and wrote me out a cheque and asked me to leave.

While yes that may have been a comment too far, understand he treated me like mud and always acted like he was doing me a favour, he was vulgar and had zero filter. I came into work and did what I had to.

Take care of your staff and they'll take care of your business.

Catch ya later xx

Unicorn Fancy Part 1

This time last year I wrote about mermaids, this year unicorns have taken the world by storm. I mean even Starbucks have gotten on board!!!
How can people drink that stuff????? Don't they know that they'll have a half life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches their lips...
Hehehehehe, you didn't think I'd miss the opportunity for a Harry Potter joke did ya? 
Honestly though I really want to try it, I mean just look at it!




Ok so lets get started with some unicorn inspired recipes because why not.

If you'r interested in seeing some cool cake creations like the one to the left then check out The Crumb Canvas, which pretty much sums up their work perfectly, because they are a work of art.

If you don't like in the USA, several copycat recipes of the frappaccino have appeared online.

Recipe 1 | Recipe 2 | Recipe 3


Ok, if you don't believe the hype then how about a unicorn hot chocolate?

And it's pretty easy because it's just white hot chocolate (with a bit of pink food colouring), and of coarse what is hot chocolate without whipped cream and marshmallows? But its the blue icing and rainbow sprinkles that give it that extra kick of magic.
Recipe 

But if your drink tastes are a bit more grown up then try these magical cocktails:

Unicorn Blood | Unicorn Tears | Unicorn Kisses

Now what about some unicorn popcorn or rainbow fudge for when you're binge watching Netflix later? You can't fool me because I am watching it right now as I am writing this.


Or perhaps you want the epitome of unicorn snacks, that's right unicorn poop cookies!

Recipe 1 | Recipe 2 | Recipe 3

Or if you're looking for something to impress your friends at your next Mario Cart tournament then some classic cupcakes will do that nicely.

Recipe 1 | Icing unicorn horn and ears tutorial | Recipe 2

It's amazing what you can do with some fondant and edible glitter. The basic rule of thumb is rainbows, glitter and some magic. 

Stay tuned for part two which will be a bit more like my mermaid one - hair, make up, clothing. You can bet it'll involve plenty of glitter XD

Catch ya later xx

My thoughts on LeFou

While I am member of the LGBTQ+ community, I cannot speak on behalf of everyone but I do believe we all celebrated a little when we found out LeFou would be the first main gay character in a Disney film.

Growing up Disney was a massive influence on me, some my favourite movies being 'The Little Mermaid', 'Aristocats', 'The Black Cauldron' and yes 'Beauty and the beast'. 
Every child loves being able to see themselves in their favourite stories; I know that 10 year old me adored Ariel, one of the reasons being her red hair.
I was very confused about my sexuality for years and I think part of that was due to the lack of information and misrepresentation in media. 
Even now there is a lack of accurate LGBTQ+ representation, even when there is its 77% gay men, 23% lesbian women and only 9% bisexuals. Personally I have only seen two pansexual characters, that being Jack Harkness (Doctor who, Torchwood) and Deadpool, so I did a bit more research and...

...Thats not alot

Luckily every year there are more and more LGBTQ+ characters in media. The problem is that some characters come across as stereotypical and 2 dimensional. Stereotypes are there for a reason and yes they are sometimes true but after seeing the punchline 50 times???

If young people are view these 2 dimensional, stereotypical characters then they're going to be confused because they don't feel they fit into certain boxes.

Beauty and the Beast is one of the most famous fairy tales in the world, which then became one of Disney's most timeless classics. Disney fans leapt for joy when we discovered there would be a live action re-make, even more so when we discovered the incredibly talented cast, but it was the announcement that LeFou would be gay that caught the most attention.

While many leapt for joy, others immediately boycotted the film. The fact that Disney proudly released this information shows how far we've come. Sadly the movie was banned in several places or given a movie rating of 16+ or 18+ in others because of this.

Many believed LeFou would be pining for Gaston and possible resent Belle and the other girls because of his affections. In the original Gaston was not the greatest friend and LeFou was a bumbling sidekick, so it was interesting to see how this would unfold.

Thankfully LeFou didn't end up with Gaston (despite appearing to have some feeling towards him, but ultimately saw the toxicity of the relationship) and stepped out of his sidekick roll and became the sassy well rounded character we didn't realise we needed in the original. He still has that love/hate relationship with Gaston and in the end helps Mrs Potts to stop the intruders (I think we can all agree this was better than seeing him rip Babette's feathers out). The final dance brought a smile to everyones face and gave a hint to LeFou's own happily ever after.

Not only was Lefou and well executed and believable character but this means that we can expect more Disney, and it can be expected that many animation creators will follow suite.

Warner Bros & Son's 2016 movie 'Storks' showed families of every kind and Mattel have even hinted at a lesbian relationship between Darling Charming and Apple White (Ever After High) who after falling under a sleeping curse cannot be roused by Darlings brother so she steps up and tries 'mouth to mouth' aka the true loves kiss she needed.

ABC made strides with their show 'Once Upon a Time' with Mulan having feelings for Aurora and Ruby waking Dorothy with True loves kiss and expressing their love. Personally I'd love to see more of Merida and Mulan, who have great chemistry on screen as did Ruby and Dorothy.

While these are all great, they haven't had as much exposure as 'Beauty and the Beast'. 

Personally I think LeFou signified that in the past few years we have come far...buuuuut we still have a loooooong way to go. 

I know a little girl I used to look after who is going to grow up seeing all kinds of different characters represented and she will not struggle to find character she can emulate and that warms my heart. LeFou was a big step for Disney and I can't wait to see what happens next.

Catch ya later xx

To new adventures!

Tabby you beautiful person!

I regret not being able to spend as much time with you in Australia and being unable to see you off. That being said, I hope you find a new adventure and make the most of it. I'll miss your face, but at least we have the internet to contact each other. Namely this blog haha.

Stay awesome, grab life by the horns and ride into the sunset babe because you are gonna be great.

xox

Taz

Content VS Opinion: Today's "debate"

There comes a time where a person needs to separate their opinion from the facts. When you are an educator, particularly in young minds, there needs to be a distinct separation between the two. However, when it comes to uni that separation is able to be more subtle due to the minds educating themselves on current topics. Opinions can be made and though they may not be agreed upon, they can be on topic. Take for example culture and the presidency of America. The decisions made by the president can affect culture in a multitude of ways therefore that discussion would be relevant. Alternatively a discussion on whether Severus Snape from the series Harry Potter is a redeemable character or not, is not relevant in a cultural studies class. However, attacking someone based on their opinion? that is just bad manners.

Here are some techniques to utilize while debating without being an a**hole:

1. It pays to be open minded. Listen to the other person's opinion. Yes you may not agree with it but that person probably has reasons as to why they think that way. Explore and understand them.
2. Have evidence to back up your claims. The best way to develop a healthy argument is to actually be able to discuss the facts. Pros and cons are great!
3. Speak civilly. No one wants to listen to someone rude and accusatory in a debate, the point is to calmly argue your opinion. Blustering and swearing will not help you win your case, keep it clean.
4. There is a time and a place. Pick your times to argue carefully, as some places or scenarios can be inappropriate. For instance during a lecture is not appropriate especially when the lecturer is trying to teach the rest of your class, instead try discussing it with your tutor after the lecture.

Today I witnessed someone who did the opposite of these techniques during the first lecture I attended this year. It was so ridiculously out of the blue and surreal that hours later, I cannot stop thinking about it. As students at University I would think we know the difference between the lecturers opinion and the course content. Waving a bag around the air and storming out? That is blatantly immature and rude. Certainly not the way to go about a debate in a tertiary setting. Entertaining nonetheless, an interesting start to a year that is sure to be memorable.

Seriously just use manners, xox

Taz

News: Medibank Madi Gras Madness

So medibank released an ad that had same sex couples kissing and tons of people loved it, but there were some homophobes who were being horrible in the comments on Facebook. 

The 'think of the children' line they alway use confuses me because they themselves aren't thinking of the children - its this hatred and bullying (yes if you're a 40 year old man hiding behind a computer it's still bullying) that is the reason an estimate 30-40% of lgbtq+ teens have attempted suicide so yes, please think of the children and keep your homophobic comments and bigotry to yourself!

More info on Australian LGBTQ+ mental health and suicide

The other comment that stuck me as odd was someone brought up reproduction and said "if a gay person produces a child I'll eat my hat"...

Well enjoy that hat because surrogacy is a thing, I have a family friend who is gay and father to two beautiful young girls. Not to mention the billions of kids who are orphaned every year.

For gods sake its a company spreading a positive and loving message and bigoted idiots can't help but spout nonsense because seeing two people of the same gender kiss is too much for them (whats the bet that they've all watched lesbian porn though).

Spread love not hate,
Catch ya later xx

Book review: Percy Jackson Series books 1-5

Recently I read the Rick Riordan series; Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I have to say it was immensely enjoyable and I would honestly recommend the series to anyone who wants an easy read... As long as you have a brief understanding of Greek Mythology and whatnot. If not you will probably either find yourself searching the web for answers or just not caring and reading the book anyway. I have a degree of fascination when it comes to mythology and ancient stories so I am not quite sure why it took me so long to read this series. 

|Spoiler Warning|

Long story short, Percy Jackson is the son of Poseidon which causes mass drama in Olympus by itself, not to mention Zeus's most powerful lightning bolt is stolen. So of course, everyone blames Percy who only finds out he is the son of a God (a demigod) after one of the Furies comes after him. It's highly convoluted but with the help of a saytr he manages to get to the relative safety of camp Half-Blood. Like I stated, unless you have a basic grasp on Greek mythology, most of the beings and creatures in the series will have you reaching for Google in no time flat. He befriends a daughter of Athena by the name of Annabeth Chase and they bicker all the time.

Side note: Annabeth's birth is touched on during the series. Given that Athena is a Maiden Goddess all her children are brought to life through thought, not the usual means if you know what I mean...

Percy seems to always be attracting the attention of the gods who tend to visit him on his quests, whether it be to aid or hinder him (Ares is a piece of work by the way). Percy himself however has one fatal flaw: he will do anything to protect the ones he loves. He would gladly sacrifice himself if it meant that others would live, that being said I personally think he made some rather idiotic decisions in the books; bathing in the river Styx, trusting Luke in book one, straight up calling the Gods and Goddesses out on their bad behaviour and almost getting blasted to smithereens because of it to name a few. Seriously, I'm not sure he ever actually held his tongue when it came to the gods and while that made me laugh it also made me frustrated because he was toeing a very fine line. The Greek Gods were not known for their tolerance of insolence after all.

Overall the books were very enjoyable, it was interesting to see how certain monsters blended into the human populace as well as lured in their prey in a modern setting. Given that the books themselves were not incredibly long (between 200 and 300 pages each) they were easy to devour, I found myself loosing hours from being so absorbed in the story. The narrative style itself was in a way, funny. You get an insight into Percy's own thoughts interspersed with the story which leads to an almost dry sense of humour with an abundance of sarcasm which had me giggling in my seat.

~ 9/10 would recommend ~

Stay safe! xox

Taz